The Monk's Monologue

Greetings! I am the monk. I am a property supervisor and am travelling on a pilrimage with twenty-nine other people to Canterbury. I am not the usual monk since I do not spend time studying or praying. I am not involved with those things. I prefer to do what I love which is to ride my horses and hunt hares. I am my own person and do not give a plucked hen about the rules of the monastery. If I followed them, I would not be able to ride or hunt since these activities are against the rules of how a monk should behave. I love riding and hunting and will not let the rules or anything else get in the way of these passions of mine.